Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don’ts By VICE Staff July 27, 2012, 2:16pm Share: Share on X (Opens in new window)X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Facebook Share using Native toolsShareCopied to clipboard DO In my dreams she’s a superhero called Bubbles and she has the ability to kill her enemies with giant blobs of banana custard shot out of her asshole. More DOs & DON’Ts Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Don’t Do Do Do Do MoreFrom VICE Why Burt Reynolds Dumped Horse Manure on the ‘National Enquirer’ From a Helicopter 12 hours ago By Tony Alpsen A 4-Year-Old’s Death Forced Mattel to Change This ‘Battlestar Galactica’ Toy 12 hours ago By Tony Alpsen Barry Manilow Is Behind Two Iconic Commercial Jingles You Definitely Know 12 hours ago By Tony Alpsen The Truth About Oprah Winfrey’s Famous Free Car Giveaway: ‘It’s Not Really a Free Car’ 12 hours ago By Tony Alpsen × Kill the ads for just $2 a month VICE membership also gives you access to our very best writing and exclusive new documentaries. Support for $2 See All Membership Plans Or, continue for free Thank for your puchase! You have successfully purchased. OK × Add your account details Next