Anyone who invents “Fashion Rules” should be skinned alive so I can wear their body as a coat a la Buffalo Bill. This is because one of my fave looks EVER always appears on those dumbass lists, and that look, my dear friends, is DOUBLE DENIM! Some people say it’s awfully “matchy” or just plain Mum style. Those fules kno nuffin. Double denim is the ultimate uniform. You can look like an East LA gang member in some prison issue-style double denim, or like a Cali surf bitch in acid wash jeans and denim bra top. After all, why would you wanna let your jeans or skirt hang round your body all lonely and shit?! Give ’em a friend. Throw a denim waistcoat or denim shirt into the equation and it’s sexy time. All Over Your Body…
Here’s Aaliyah modelling two of my fave double denim looks…
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And here’s me with some sexy summer denim…
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