March 2013's Hosers of the Month
Because we have fewer guns, free healthcare, and good manners, Canadians like to think that they’re more civilized than Americans. But on the regular, our polar bear riding, snowmobile crashing, maple syrup-chugging tendencies overtake us, and we are...
Montreal's St. Patrick's Day Parade... On Acid!
Montreal’s Saint Patrick’s Day parade is the oldest celebration of Irish drunkenness in Canada As if wandering the unpredictable and potentially volatile crowds wasn’t scary enough, our friend Taylor decided to crank it up a notch by dropping acid.
Stop Whining: Fighting Is a Crucial Part of Professional Hockey
On Monday we had a writer talking about how fighting in the NHL is a "disgrace to the game and to Canada." Well, Gregory Pike strongly fucking disagrees.
Now You Can Tweet and Send Facebook Messages After You’re Dead
Post-mortem social media is the new cryogenics.
Stompin' Tom Connors Was Punk as Fuck
Yesterday we brought you a song-by-song overview of Stompin' Tom's Canada. Today, Gregory Pike let's you all know why Stompin' Tom Connors was (and will always be) punk as fuck.
Joey Ramone’s Estate Auction Closes Tomorrow Night
Support the legacy of Joey Ramone by bidding on his one-of-a-kind Gingerbread Man costume.
Premiere: Homeshake - Don't Try
Mac Demarco's guitarist has a brand new band called Homeshake, and we're premiering their video for "Don't Try." It's full of porny Thai ladies.
Dean Kamen—Inventor of the Segway—Made a Bulimia Machine
The brilliant mind who brought us the Segway, a device aimed at eliminating walking, is back to show us how to remove the annoying process of digestion from our everyday lives. Just plug a tube into your "Skin Port," and let this incredibly stupid...
The NHL Lockout Is Finally Over: Time to Start Hating on the Leafs Again
Hockey season, a.k.a. hating season, starts right back up again this Saturday. To celebrate, we brought in Greg, our resident Quebecer hockey nut, to tell you why the Toronto Maple Leafs really suck.
Kayla Bourque, Vancouver's Cutest Psychopath, Is Now a Free Woman
A young lady who disemboweled her dog, killed her cat, and dreams of murdering hobos is now back in society.
The 2012 Canadian Hoser of the Year Awards
An ode to hosers, Canada's most important citizens, and a full year of their hijinks.
Ghost Hunting... On Acid!
We got our friend all hopped up on acid, and took her to a graveyard in Montreal with a professional ghost hunter and a Ouija board.