You know the one, about a thief stealing a suitcase with a dead dog inside it. But what does the spread of this story tell us about urban life?
We spoke to the crystal-loving 'The Hills' star about fake fighting, 'Celebrity Big Brother' and throwing up in his shirt.
Being "famous" now apparently means humiliating yourself over and over like you're a perpetual game show contestant.
You're supposed to try new things when holidaying in a foreign country—stomach-stripping local spirits, dodgy foot massages on the beach, tie-dyed harem pants from the local market, or, in my case, eating at a total stranger's dinner party.