Never come between a cat and it's favorite chair.
Imagine if your TV was a little, living being. It would fucking hate you.
School sucks for most kids, so imagine how much it sucks for a smelly, green pickle.
A tiny robot traveled across the galaxy searching for life or vegetation. He flew across the abyss trying to accomplish his mission, but instead discovered that space is very different than he expected.
The True Story of a Pizza