And was only mildly humiliated in the process.
Or, My Attempt to Disrupt a Part of the Gig Economy That Needs No Disruption.
There are apps for that! And they're mostly worthless.
Did Balzac really drink 50 cups of coffee a day? Does Murakami actually wake up at 4 AM? For a week, I tried to live like famous writers. It went poorly.
"Obviously, real wood would be better. But that's better than nothing," an expert in disaster preparedness told me.
"All warfare is based on deception."
Real Steam-heads know.
Also, the song's website is absolutely hilarious.
"I know Drake likes sweaters."