"I have a submissive that gave me $20,000 in cash after I took him round Times Square on a leash."
Ministry of Sound, Corsica Studios and Warehouse Project are one of the few clubs to receive money to tide them over the pandemic.
" I think probably [I've spent] around £150,000 in a couple of years."
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The UK government has announced loans to help businesses survive during the coronavirus outbreak. For many, it's already too late.
David Ralfe quit the draining hustle of the arts industry for a job at HMP Pentonville.
It was an uneventful Thursday afternoon. Then I got a message from the head of HR.
Ruby Rare hated pulling pints for the people gentrifying her neighbourhood, so she chucked in her bar job to teach sex education.