And then tried to follow the one piece of advice that we agreed is the least helpful of the lot.
"Her shorts were totally soaked, and she was also wet all the way down the inside of her left leg. She could tell by my reaction that I was aroused."
Whenever someone goes on 'Good Morning Britain' to defend trans rights they can't get a word in edgeways. Yet, when the most powerful man in the world said global warming doesn't exist, Morgan was suddenly left speechless.
Sam Allardyce may not have led Everton to victory this weekend, but he’s conspired to get one over on that slick bastard Marco Silva.
John Whittingdale likes a "sugar daddy" dating site, Theresa May-supporting Tory MPs follow the "Boris Johnson for PM" page and at least seven Labour MPs have subscribed to updates from a page titled "Nobody likes a Tory".
Eighty people were stabbed to death last year, with four more deadly attacks on New Year's Eve. But there is an answer.
Despite media guidelines and public complaints, the tabloid won’t give up on calling them ‘happy pills’.
"There's so much Springfield-related creativity happening right now—it's just that none of it is coming from the show's creators."