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Music

Phillip Phillips’ “Gone, Gone, Gone” Proves Proves That That We’re We’re Screwed Screwed Screwed

08.21.13

By Nick Greene
Music

Train’s ‘Bruises’ Proves That Breaking Up Is Hard and That the Lead Singer of Train Is a Demon

08.15.13

By Nick Greene
Music

The Adult Contemporary Constitution

08.08.13

By Nick Greene
Music

Elton John’s “Home Again” Is the Theme to the Worst Disney Movie Never Made

08.01.13

By Nick Greene
Music

Jewel’s “Two Hearts Breaking” Is the Best Freakout Song Ever

07.25.13

By Nick Greene
Music

Sara Bareilles’ “Brave” Proves That Being an Adult Contemporary Hero Is Super Lame

07.18.13

By Nick Greene
Music

Michael Bublé’s “It’s A Beautiful Day” Made Me Realize I’m An Idiot

07.11.13

By Nick Greene
Music

Maroon 5’s “Love Somebody” Will Make You Uncomfortable, Like An Adult’s Christmas List

07.03.13

By Nick Greene
Music

The Lumineers’ “Ho Hey” Will Ruin Your Summer (No Matter Where It Is on the Adult Contemporary Chart)

06.27.13

By Nick Greene
Music

Rod Stewart’s “She Makes Me Happy” Is The Worst Love Letter Ever Written

06.19.13

By Nick Greene
Music

Millions of People Are Forced to Listen to “(My) Rainy Day Girl” Over and Over Again

06.12.13

By Nick Greene

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