Last week, when a Spanish couple got caught having sex in a bank booth between an ATM and a glass panel, we realized the world needs more than a guide to good sex. Here's how to make your sex life miserable.
This is my 69th comics column for VICE and I am very proud of that. I hope that you are 69ing while are reading it. I am masturbating to Penny Flame having sex with a hot tub full of Jack in the Box employees.