“They had three horses and the boys would literally pick up poo and throw it at me.”
Sure, a committed bouncer can get you chucked out of a pub. But what does it take to get barred from, say, theatres or shops?
Sometimes it's good to be a truther.
Getting busted by mom and pop sucks in the moment, but at least it can make for a funny story later.
That time that 5-year-old George thought his uncle’s head would twist off completely.
There's a sucker born every minute.
From Y2K to vomiting all over your apartment.
"My little brother's friends sell drugs to me. They're fourteen. I'm not proud of it."
There's always the potential for disaster during Thanksgiving, and this year's more of a powder keg than usual. These stories will make you forget the pilgrim fairy tales, talking politics with your family, and the saturated fat.
When we couldn't possibly look at the TV screen any longer, we looked to our loved ones to help us understand why Hillary Clinton will not be the first female president and where the hell we go from here.