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Music

Nick Jonas Got a Boner on the Red Carpet Because He Was High as Hell

06.15.16

By Noisey Staff
Food

Red Wine and Berries Are Good for Boners

01.14.16

By Nick Rose
Food

Jamaica’s Famous Aphrodisiac Soup Got Me High, But Didn’t Get Me Off

10.18.15

By Tom Jones
Health

What’s Up with China’s Erectile Dysfunction Problem?

04.23.15

By Jemimah Steinfeld
Music

P. Reign Got Drake and Future on His New Single and Now Everybody Knows Who P. Reign Is

08.25.14

By Drew Millard
Food

Don’t Mix Viagra with Chinese Moonshine

08.19.14

By Munchies Staff
Sex

Instagram Stalking Is Killing My Lady Boner

10.16.13

By Sarah Ratchford
Why Are All These Gays Taking Grindr Photos at a Holocaust Memorial?

02.01.13

By Brian Moylan
Money

Work Hard Play Hard

12.31.09

By Ben Ritter
Vice Comics

04.30.06

By Sam Henderson
Drugs

Methturbation Blues

11.30.05

By Jim Goad

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Gaming

‘Doom’: My Dad Raised Me in Hell, and I Was Better for It

My father is the reason I’m a gamer. And Doom was our foundation. What I learned from him through this game will stick with me forever.

11.08.24

By Anthony Franklin II
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Gaming

Nintendo Sues an Antagonistic Streamer Over Emulated Games

Nintendo is suing a streamer who allegedly thought it would be a good idea to stream pirated, emulated Switch games before they’re released.

11.08.24

By Dwayne Jenkins
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Shopping

This Sonicare Water Flosser Is Like a Spa Massage for Your Mouth

If you’ve ever looked longingly at a Super Soaker and thought it could do better than a shred of dental floss, well, Philips Sonicare has got a grown-up gadget for you.

11.08.24

By Matt Jancer
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Music

Jack White Has Strong Words About ‘Obvious Fascist’ Donald Trump’s 2024 Presidential Win

Jack White shared an old Turkish Proverb along with a statetment about “failed business man’ Donald Trump’s 2024 Presidential win.

11.08.24

By Stephen Andrew Galiher
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Shopping

Here’s 11 of the Best Seriously Early Black Friday Deals

From REI and DICK’s to Nordstrom and Cozy Earth, here’s your guide to the best early Black Friday sales from all your favorite retailers.

11.08.24

By Natalli Amato