Scorpio? Knives. Taurus? Truffle oil. Cancer? A Cloud Appreciation Society membership, and hankies to wipe those tears.
Give your chosen dad an Atari, a butter collection, or a personalized video message from Pauly Shore. But most of all, don't forget to call.
Does your dad have a mouth? Let’s stuff it with Wild Turkey, REI must-haves, bacon bouquets, and much more.
You can’t make Steve Miller pop out of a cake, so gift the old man iPad accessories, Carhartt gear, and a Masterclass for writing his memoir.
Did someone say Dad of the Year?
“As a parent, the one thing we cannot do, the one thing, is silence our child’s spirit,” Brandon Boulware told the Missouri state Legislature.
"I had to learn how to date again, as a man and as a parent."
“Even after you’re dead, people are eventually going to find out about who you really were.”
Stories of hiding weed, naked dads, and caring for sick loved ones.