You can’t make Steve Miller pop out of a cake, so gift the old man an iPad, Carhartt gear, and a Masterclass for writing his memoir.
Does your dad have a mouth? Let’s stuff it with fancy whiskey, grilling gear, bacon bouquets, and more of the best food gifts.
Did someone say Dad of the Year?
“As a parent, the one thing we cannot do, the one thing, is silence our child’s spirit,” Brandon Boulware told the Missouri state Legislature.
"I had to learn how to date again, as a man and as a parent."
“Even after you’re dead, people are eventually going to find out about who you really were.”
Stories of hiding weed, naked dads, and caring for sick loved ones.
Namely, are his eyes even open?