Valentine's Day seemed like a good occasion to get on the phone and ask my Sri Lankan Gran why I should marry a stranger.
In the UK, Jo and Pam run Liverpool's death administration team, looking after all the arrangements for people who have died alone that friends or relatives would normally take care of.
If you're not splitting rent with someone else, you might need to worry about choking, falling, or becoming weird.
Really psyched about dying of a heart attack while crying under my electric blanket.
Especially if you happen to be a fruit fly.
If you're like us, you spent Valentine's Day on a romantic date with the love of your life. But you might not be at that level of emotional maturity, in which case Team Spirit's new EP will be right up your alley.