It took a basketball team of producers and cowriters to make this thing listenable.
"Something that pompous and over-the-top as the Oscars is just begging to be ripped apart! It's like there's a big red balloon in front of you and you're holding a big, sharp pin—what are you going to do, not pop it?"
The Australian rapper's new "buzz track" is three different kinds of terrible.
He sold it well.
The South African stars lent their odd but undeniable charisma to Neill Blomkamp's latest effort, but if you don't really want to watch Die Antwoord hang out with a childlike robot, this film isn't for you.
There are flops, and there is P.J. Hairston playing defense against Tony Parker.
The government literally had to pay people to attend, small children received pat-downs, and protestors blocked the arrival of one of the president's daughters.
Chester Nez, the last of the Navajo radio operators of World War II, just died at age 93. The only way the media can seem to give his life context is by mentioning Windtalkers, a 2002 box-office flop starring Nicolas Cage.