Or: "Vindication for any woman who has been victimised by a man in circulation-hindering jeans."
Who is up and who is down after a week in which we saw many hallowed 'Love Island' traditions honoured?
From ‘Love Island’ to ‘Celebs Go Dating’, reality TV stars must navigate a complicated ecosystem of programmes to maintain their fame.
The clouds clear after a hellish week.
Michael... is not.
Oh dear, Tom.
Can you believe it's only been a week?
The tragic death of 'Love Island' participant Mike Thalassitis once again raises questions about support for reality TV stars.
Giggs, Jorja Smith and Brockhampton were named among this year's nods, where paint-by-numbers pop stands beside rising innovators.
A brilliant programme made specifically for your mum.
Celebrity interviewer extraordinaire, and this week, captain of the high seas.