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A Brief History of Men Getting Their Dicks Chopped Off, and How You Can Avoid It
Since time immemorial, guys have been getting their penises guillotined. Here's a brief recap.
King Missile's John S. Hall Is a Sensitive Artist (Who Works at a Law Firm)
John S. Hall’s Twitter bio says that he “Had a band for a while—King Missile.” That band created the briefly popular song, "Detachable Penis," which made Hall briefly popular. But those days are over, and Hall now spends his days working as an...
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