Spoiler: It might be better to ask for a ‘gym break.’
And just to rub it in, here’s how much they’re still paying in Montreal.
Meet the new Pizza Rat.
This is what happens when you don't grow up with the internet.
The university says it will work with other campus groups.
Climate change, obviously, is to blame.
This could bring the total to 10 victims.
"There's so many ways not to get caught that we have never been caught."
The PM insists everyone needs to chill.
Moazzam Tariq was seen pouring vodka down the victim's throat in security footage. His father now claims he's in Vancouver on business.
The hemp-derived items come in bacon and seafood flavours.
The sheriff involved in the incident will not face disciplinary action, though.