The actual speech got a PR overhaul. Lucky we got the original.
It was set to be the most fascinating meeting of the minds since Gore Vidal debated the Iran-Contra affair with a small plate of cottage cheese.
After replacing a Labor government plagued by infighting and leadership changes, Tony Abbott will be battling to keep his prime ministership this coming Tuesday.
The conventional wisdom is that the ABC leans to the left. It's a wisdom so conventional that not even facts and evidence can destroy it.