Some samples contained DNA from up to four different animals, while others contained zero percent of the meat listed on the label.
Fødevarekontrollens inspektører kvitterede med den sureste smiley af dem alle.
Nissin assures concerned noodle-lovers that in blind taste tests, people liked the new version as much as the old. And don’t worry, the new version still contains tiny cubes of dehydrated mystery meat.
While it's similar to the kebab, shawarma, and gyro, the Halifax donair is in its own category of drunk food and it's the greasy gem of Canada's east coast.
"Global warming. Poor polar bears and penguins!"