The White House insists neither he nor Mike Pence, who's in charge of the nation's coronavirus response, needs to be tested.
Peter Dutton and his cronies think people should have to verify their identities before opening 20 incognito tabs of Internet smut.
"Scott Morrison did the whole 'oh shit I forgot my card' bit. His colleague had to pick up the bill."
He won 45 votes over Peter Dutton's 40.
Silver lining to this mess: a nice small business owner gets a free holiday.
Early this morning, brick pavers were used to smash in four windows and two glass doors.
"I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets and DMs."
The former Home Affairs Minister insists the PM no longer has the support of his party, and calls for another spill.
The Prime Minister ended up calling on the challenge himself, winning by a slim majority.
Peter Dutton has slashed 21,000 places from the annual intake, in an attempt to make sure we’re “getting the best possible migrants”.
White sandy beaches, friendly locals, offshore detention centres.
If the Minister for Home Affairs can actually seize Malcolm Turnbull's job, he's either a genius or the luckiest guy who's ever come to Canberra.