What's going to get blown up? Who's going to get what they deserve? Will we ever find out what's up with the Tower of Joy? Can we all forget about Dorne?
Accounts of foiled murder plots between spouses have tantalized the tabloids in recent years, but the history of couples trying to poison each other with toothpaste goes way back.
An English professor crunched through 50,000 books to distill the six (sometimes seven) essential plot arcs.
No, we're not shitting you.