Pro Evolution Soccer
Konami's kicking sim will forever remain the underdog versus FIFA, but there's a lot to be said for its purity and physical punch.
Steve Burns and Joel Golby drop in to discuss whether PES or FIFA is going to rule in 16/17, and if No Man's Sky's actually any good.
Look at how he's holding that magical Wii wand to his chest, thumbing that stick, smiling that smile. Couldn't you just eat him up?
It's the Euros, and you're after a game to fill the gaps between actual matches. But please, seriously, do not buy this absolute shitshow of a soccer sim.
The Beglin handshake: like entombing your hand in a genial Irish oak tree. The Drury demeanour: truly the physical manifestation of his commentary.
Steve Burns and Kate Gray join us to discuss Uncharted 4, Firewatch, Hitman and more great games from the year so far, plus a little of what's yet to come.
It's almost 25 years old, but 'Sensi' remains the most accessible and user-friendly soccer game around.
Yep, this is our naïve way of measuring which is the better of the two football games this year.
Konami's series is akin to the Spanish League compared to FIFA's very English style of play.
"Pro Evolution Soccer 2016" is out now and is, by all accounts, amazing. But no football game is better than "Sensible Soccer," surely?
Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 is out now and is, by all accounts, amazing. But no game is better than Sensible Soccer, surely?