• Boners and Vampires in the San Gabriel Mountains

    It's 1985, and I’m on a mountain in the Angeles National Forest, and someone has opened the gates to the loony bin. A three-day shindig for alternate religions: witches, warlocks, Satanists, doomsday Christians, Unarians from outer space, ghosts and...

  • 'Satanic Lesbian Rapists' Turn Out to be Nice, Innocent Ladies

    On Monday, a group of San Antonio women were released from prison, their sentences vacated, after serving 14 years for heinous sex crimes they didn’t commit. So why haven’t college campuses around the nation rallied on behalf of this execrable...

  • Unmasking Lucien Greaves, Leader of the Satanic Temple

    Lucien Greaves of the Satanic Temple first showed up at my door over a decade ago. He wanted a copy of a book I had republished called Might Is Right. It was a 100-year-old tome, long forgotten by most, with the exception of Anton LaVey, who'd...

  • Mississippi Police Want to Arrest the Satanists Who Turn Dead People Gay

    Just over a week ago the Satanic Temple, unwavering disciples of the Prince of Darkness and aspiring adopt-a-highway participants, performed a Pink Mass over the grave of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Jr.'s mom.