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Heriblandt en 76-årig journalist, en skotsk yoga-instruktør og mindst én serbisk pornostjerne.
"I had to be so focused, so disciplined for the whole year," he said.
Here's a rundown of everything you'll experience at a modern wedding when you're just old enough to believe you're way too young for this stuff.
I asked him how that could be considered art.