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Is Toilet Food Considered a Health Code Violation?
Welcome to the first installment of 'Seriously, Though, Who Is This?' I anonymously texted a bunch of revered chefs weird photos of gourds on toilet rims to deduce their true stances on food safety. The results were divided, to say the least.
There's an Insane Internet Conspiracy Theory That Katy Perry and JonBenét Ramsey Are the Same Person
Katy Perry + JonBenét Ramsay = You guys are pretty dumb.
Turns Out British Primary School Parents Behave Worse Than Their Kids
In the past couple of weeks, letters have been sent to parents at three different schools warning them to stop smoking weed, start wearing clothes on the school run and stop swearing so fucking much.
What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week: The #StraightOutta Edition
Instagram savages wreaked havoc with Dr. Dre's Straight Outta Somewhere meme generator.
Would You Eat Swedish Blood Pudding with Me?
In our latest installment of Seriously, Though, Who Is This?, our merry prankster just wants to find a chef who will share some congealed pig's blood with him.
What's the Deal With Gay Hooters? An Investigation
A Twitter account by the name of @GayHooters has earned a cult following and so of course we put all our journalistic heft behind this story.
The New York Times Ran a Terrible Piece on Stadium Financing and We Are ON IT
The Grey Lady of journalism tried to cover the new DC sports stadium, and the Grey Lady failed. Hard.
Xavier Rathan-Mayes Is Ready, Are You?
A lost year for college basketball prospect Xavier Rathan-Mayes is in the rearview mirror and he's ready to light it up for FSU this season.
Could Fish Head Ice Cream Be the Next Big Thing?
This is what happens when you send a bunch of top-tier chefs a picture of a fish head swallowing a Maraschino cherry. It will separate the stubborn old guard from the out-of-the-box brains of culinary genius.
Soccer Can't Fix Shit in Israel or Anywhere Else
Once upon a time, the Israeli Arab club Bnei Sakhnin was seen as a shining light of cooperation—an example of "soccer diplomacy." But once again, reality has gotten in the way.