Welcome to the first installment of 'Seriously, Though, Who Is This?' I anonymously texted a bunch of revered chefs weird photos of gourds on toilet rims to deduce their true stances on food safety. The results were divided, to say the least.
There's an Insane Internet Conspiracy Theory That Katy Perry and JonBenét Ramsey Are the Same Person
Katy Perry + JonBenét Ramsay = You guys are pretty dumb.
In the past couple of weeks, letters have been sent to parents at three different schools warning them to stop smoking weed, start wearing clothes on the school run and stop swearing so fucking much.
Rutgers is sad.
Instagram savages wreaked havoc with Dr. Dre's Straight Outta Somewhere meme generator.
A Twitter account by the name of @GayHooters has earned a cult following and so of course we put all our journalistic heft behind this story.
The Grey Lady of journalism tried to cover the new DC sports stadium, and the Grey Lady failed. Hard.