• Ed Sheeran Sharted in His Pants on Stage

    Read this epic sharticle.

  • The Five Times I’ve (Literally) Shit My Pants

    At some stage in our development we’ve all shit ourselves. Or at least, I have, and I'm retelling each of those times for your reading pleasure.

  • Who's Number One at Holding Number Two?

    We persuaded a few strangers to put on diapers and swallow a bunch of laxatives and see who would shit first.

  • Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Not Safe for Humans

    There has been lots of talk on the internet lately about Haribo sugarfree gummy bears and how they make you make shit like a madman. One staffer was skeptical, so we made him eat a bunch and report back to us. Here's what happened.

  • Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants?

    Who hasn't pooped their pants or at least squeezed out a shart or two on the long road of life. Pooping yourself is kind of like losing your virginity or going to war, people who haven't done it just can't relate. We asked some New Yorkers about their...

  • Things I Learned from Butt Chugging

    The insertion of foreign objects into the rectum intestinum of Homo sapiens is nothing new. As you'll remember from history class, the Maya administered tobacco and hallucinogenic enemas for religious purposes, and also probably because they were bored.