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Fake Drunk Man Vomits on Chinese Hurdler in Rio, Steals Luggage

I didn't breathalyze the man personally, but I think it's fair to say that dude No. 1 wasn't as drunk as he seemed. He still had some running to do on his sly-ass heist.