• The Beauty and Splendor of Being a Slut

    I would estimate that I've slept with up to 3,500 men. But sex, whether at random or not, always represents a human connection—and that can always be beautiful.

  • Receiving The HPV Vaccine Won’t Turn Eighth Graders Into Sluts

    There's really no reason why it would, but medical practitioners are taking parents' fears seriously anyway.

  • Famous Dads I Want to Bang

    While other girls my age pine over that closeted homosexual from Magic Mike, I sit at home dreaming about creepy old actors who have had multiple marriages both on screen and in real life. These are the famous dads I want to bang.

  • Why the Sad, Lonely Men Behind '24 Signs She's a Slut' Aren't Worth Worrying About

    Return Of Kings might be provocative, but its pseudo-sexism is completely unthreatening.

  • What It Means to Be a Slut in 2013

    The word is as slippery as a used condom. Everyone has a different conception of what constitutes a slut these days, which makes it really hard to know when to be offended. To save confusion, here’s a brief guide to what certain breeds of people mean...

  • Are You a Slut?

    If you're taking this quiz, then you probably already know the answer. Still, why not give your suspicions some validity?

  • What's So Scary About Sluts?

    Halloween is the only holiday I’m aware of that is essentially just an excuse for even the most shy and boring girls to walk around self-identifying as prostitutes without getting bitched-slapped by other girls or followed home by skanky men. In an...