When it comes to professional athletes, we shouldn't let good get in the way of perfect - because it'll never happen.
"The fire is still blazing, as soon as I threw the jumper on last weekend it turned into a bonfire."
It is alleged the agile, man-mountain was playing "peacemaker" before he went went ham and tried to bulldoze his way into a Fortitude Valley Police Beat like it was a rolling maul.
The Lineout's incredible run of predicting winners in the Super Rugby continued last weekend. Will our eerie accuracy extend through this round? Let's find out together.
Also, some bonus throwback genius from Rupeni Caucaunibuca.
We're past the halfway point of Super Rugby, and there's plenty to reflect on. Mostly, how far ahead of the rest the Chiefs and Crusaders are - and how appalling the Sunwolves continue to be.