All Hail the Really Tacky Shot, the Taste of the Mid-2000s
They are everything good about drinking, and you shouldn’t have to go to a sad airport bar with a “shots menu” to get them.
All the Dumb TV Shows I'm Going to Watch This Fall
The best of the worst upcoming television shows that you're secretly going to watch.
The Shins Debut New Track “The Fear” and Play “Name for You” on ‘A Prairie Home Companion’
Regina Spektor also played on the Minnesota Public Radio staple, meaning that Zach Braff probably cried somewhere.
The Shins Are Literally Resurrected in Halloween-y New Song and Video "Dead Alive"
James Mercer is a skeleton and also tiny? We don't get it, either.
The Noisey Editors’ Best and Worst of 2015: Kim Taylor Bennett
From the best sex record to the article she shed the most tears while writing, editor Kim Taylor Bennett compiles her totally random round up of 2015.
It’s the Ten-Year Anniversary of Realizing ‘Garden State’ Sucked
Eleven years ago, Zach Braff released his indie cult classic. A year later, we rewatched it and realized we’d made a huge mistake.
Angsty Braffian Indie Films: The Worst Offenders
What are they all so worried about?
In Defense of Taking Selfies in Depressing Places
Selfies can give meaning to lives where none previously existed—validating some and giving the rest something to make them feel superior.
Zach Braff Will Never Stop Making Movies, and It's Your Fault
Zach Braff's new movie advises you to consider abandoning your crazy dreams, but thanks to being gifted with $3 million in Kickstarter donations to make that film, he doesn't have to quit anything—even if he probably should.
The Potato Salad Kickstarter Is Incredibly Stupid (and That's Why You Should Support It)
Sure, this is all a big joke, but wouldn't you rather support someone's hearty, satisfying meal than a rich person's generic indie rom-com? Of course you would.
Science Says Love Doesn't Exist
While there's not an open debate about the existence of romantic love, I'd love to moderate one. Bill Nye would be on one side, vivisecting love. On the other side would be Zach Braff and Oprah.
Zach Braff Is Bullying His Fans with Sentimentality
The millionaire has a new film and he wants you to pay for it.