What's Gone On This Week: The Hatching of Another Royal Baby
In slightly more reassuring news, David Cameron is now so universally disliked he can't even buy a hot tub without it being a news item purely because no one wants him to enjoy anything :,)
What's Gone On This Week: The Budget, Legal-ish Weed and David Cameron Is 'Bored Shitless'
Welcome to the realm of British politics, where time is a flat circle.
The Carillion Scandal Is Proof That Big Business Should Not Run Government Services
How Tony Blair's big privatisation idea ended in crappy hospitals and expensive bail outs.
Have Dinner and a Selfie with David Cameron for a Mere £12,000
All the News You Need to Read This Morning
Read it all here so you don't have to open Twitter.
Hold On, Old Tories Can Save the Labour Party?
Apparently, David Cameron and George Osborne could save us from the sad death of Labour Party.
Tracking David Cameron's Big Festival Weekend
How our once terrible leader learned to quit the haters and live his best life.
The Inner Monologue from David Cameron's Big Wilderness Festival Weekend
Includes photobombing and dangling a cigarette mid-hug.
football and the tories
Remembering All The Times The Tories Failed To Understand Football
Over the past few decades, Conservative politicians have intermittently attempted to appropriate football and use it to their own ends. This has led to much embarrassment for everyone, but most of all them.
Eton Boys On the Rowdiest Stuff They Got Up to at School
What it's really like to go to the infamous private boys boarding school.
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance
A Deep Dive Into This 'Conservative Friends of India' Campaign Song Made for Theresa May
Most importantly: how does it compare to other Indian language songs written on behalf of Zac Goldsmith and David Cameron?
Revealed: How Michael Ashcroft Is Back to Buying Tory Influence
Lord Ashcroft stopped donating to the Conservative Party under David Cameron, but his business interests are aligning with government policy once more.