Animal

The VICE Guide to Right Now

This Gecko Made 'a Bazillion' Prank Calls with His 'Tiny Gecko Feet'

And turned one woman's day into a bizarre horror movie in the process.
Drew Schwartz
10.5.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

The Rat Uprising Has Struck Our Nation's Capital

Hopefully the rodents will usher in a better version of DC than the hellscape we have now.
River Donaghey
9.10.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

The Asshole Who Spanked a Hippo at the Zoo Could Face Criminal Charges

The LAPD is now investigating the slap.
River Donaghey
8.14.18
the amazing race

The Race That Pairs Humans Against Horses

We watched 1,000 people race a bunch of horses 21 miles across mid-Wales to find out who would win.
Harry Harris
6.27.18
Desus & Mero

Desus and Mero Say the Viral Skyscraper Raccoon Was Just a Clout Chaser

Even critters have SoundClouds to promote.
Sarah Bellman
6.14.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

UPDATE: Raccoon Who Scaled 23-Floor Office Building Has Been Caught

The internet let out a collective sigh of relief as the animal valiantly reached the roof of the massive building.
Lauren Messman
6.12.18
Desus & Mero

Feral Peacocks Are Terrorizing This Canadian Neighborhood

Surrey, British Columbia, is facing a fowl crime wave.
Peter Slattery
6.8.18
ANIMALS

Kangaroos Are Attacking People for Taking Selfies Now

One unlucky visitor needed 17 stitches in her face, “from her eye to her chin."
Millie Roberts
5.2.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Woman Saved a Drowning Squirrel Using CPR She Learned on 'The Office'

Dunder-Mifflin's bad CPR training just saved a real life.
River Donaghey
4.6.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

'Zombie Raccoons' Are Traumatizing an Ohio Town

Local cops have responded to more than a dozen calls of raccoons acting "extremely strange."
River Donaghey
4.4.18
horse

Some Asshole Thought It Would Be Cool to Bring a Horse to a Miami Nightclub

A horse walked into a packed bar and it went about as poorly as you'd expect.
River Donaghey
3.9.18
Comics!

'Self Care Showdown,' Today's Comic by Brian Blomerth

When the neighborhood cop becomes the subject of an experiment, he has to figure out which works better: yoga or therapy.
Brian Blomerth
10.3.17
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