beach

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An Incredibly Horny Dolphin Is Terrorizing Swimmers at a French Beach

The local mayor banned swimming after the animal started rubbing himself on kayaks.
Drew Schwartz
8.27.18
summer is the worst

How to Not Get Killed by Beach Umbrellas, According to a Guy Who Would Know

Ed Quigley, who lost his left eye to a flying umbrella in 2015, now runs Beach Umbrella Safety, a blog dedicated to helping others avoid such a fate.
Alex Norcia
7.25.18
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Yet Another Woman Was Impaled by a Flying Beach Umbrella

"She was talking and coherent the entire time, despite having this umbrella sticking out of her."
River Donaghey
7.24.18
summer is the worst

Summer PSA: When Beach Umbrellas Attack

Just another reason to stay inside until fall.
River Donaghey
7.18.18
News

Video Shows Cop Punching 20-Year-Old Woman on New Jersey Beach

The incident was apparently over unopened booze.
Allison Tierney
5.28.18
current mood

We Asked You to Caption This Photo and You Absolutely Crushed It

"Hold on. This just came out of the dryer..."
VICE Staff
5.7.18
beach

'Bugs Go to the Beach,' Today's Comic by Allison Conway

Even when dodging predators at the beach, Millie and her friends still find a way to stay cool, calm, and collected.
Allison Conway
3.7.18
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A Skydiving Santa Came to Town and Crash-Landed on a Florida Beach

And a crowd of horrified onlookers caught the whole thing on camera.
Drew Schwartz
12.5.17
Comics!

'Broken Beach,' Today's Comic by Scott Lenhardt

After getting tangled up at the beach, the Twenty-Four Hour Woman may be out of commission for a while.
Scott Lenhardt
11.16.17
disappointments

A Visit to the Beach from 'The Beach' Killed My Inner Child

I loved the film. I loved beaches. What could possibly go wrong?
Sarah Buthmann
8.24.17
In My Opinion

We Asked People to Sum Up Their Most Petty Opinion in Six Words

"'Game of Thrones' is fucking stupid.”
Anna Goldfarb
8.21.17
VICELAND

That Time Nina Tarr Did Shrooms in Maui and Ended Up in a Moldy Man Cave

The comedian explains how a serene Fourth of July swim in Hawaii quickly devolved into a disgusting sandy nightmare.
VICE Staff
7.28.17
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