The incident comes as the city voted this week to repeal an ordinance banning toplessness in parks.
Stay inside and live vicariously through your screen.
He just wanted to see if he could do it.
The local mayor banned swimming after the animal started rubbing himself on kayaks.
If you’re not piling delicious, golden-brown chicken skin onto your sandwich, you’re doing it wrong.
This is how scared you should be.
Ed Quigley, who lost his left eye to a flying umbrella in 2015, now runs Beach Umbrella Safety, a blog dedicated to helping others avoid such a fate.
"She was talking and coherent the entire time, despite having this umbrella sticking out of her."
Just another reason to stay inside until fall.
The officer then wrestles her to the ground and repeatedly punches her in the head.
The incident was apparently over unopened booze.