How Getting Sober Finally Made Me Cool

I worried that my decision to stop drinking meant trading in my identity as a Fun Person to become a bummer. Instead, my world got bigger.


How to Party at Pride If You're Sober

Mental preparation is just as important as a backpack full of seltzer.


The Stressed-Out Party Girl's Guide to Gardening

I wasn’t going to wake up with the taste of stale liquor in my mouth the next day. My Uber bills weren’t going to haunt me for being a complete fuckhead dashing from one party to another. In the garden, I was free to roam.


Gritty Photos of the Highs and Lows of Mexico City's Underground Nightlife

"My most creative and calm moments happen at night while the fucking bureaucrats sleep."


US Soldiers Drank Almost All the Beer in Iceland's Capital

According to a bar owner in Iceland, bars had to bring in emergency beer reinforcements and the troops were partial to a cocktail named the Trash Can.


The Worst Things We've Witnessed at After-Parties

"They thought they'd found somewhere private, but the whole party could see them fucking doggy-style."


The Story of How I Finally Quit Doing Cocaine

It’s not just because I’m tired of being a bloodsucking ghoul. In 2018, blow isn’t what it used to be.


We Asked Students About Their Biggest Lessons from Freshman Year

"Don’t leave porn on your laptop before you go into a lecture."


101 Ways to Ruin a Party

You've been to a party. Here is every possible way to ruin it.


Rowdy Photos of the Surreal Party in New Orleans During Mardi Gras

An intoxicating, non-stop party envelops the Big Easy during the Carnival season leading up to Fat Tuesday.


Partying with Sumo Wrestlers Almost Killed Me

Now I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life. But squaring off with world champion Sumo wrestlers in the parking lot of a Russian hotel is among the stupidest.