We don’t know what they’re drinking down there at the University of Guelph, but evidently its something that has got their ignorant-bone twitching like Michael J Fox’s left hand. After a recent succession of harassing phone calls to the Vice Toronto office complaining about the content of the Student Guide, I decided to duke it out mano a mano with one of Guelph’s politically correct knights in shining armor. Apparently he was upset about the term “gay wigger”. He complained that it was inaccurate and inappropriate. I could not disagree more. A quick glimpse at the picture and caption and only a thin-skinned honky homo would think its off. Hey guy its called pointing out the obvious.

So far everyone loves the Student Guide. Fun schools like Ryerson and OCAD have been begging us to be BFF’s with them. Sorry Guelph, you’re boring. The only people who don’t like us are homosexual caucazoids trying desperately to be negroid like a Parkdale whore trying to be classy.