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The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Man Is On Trial for Farting in a Child's Face

What a fucking weirdo.
Carlton Férment
10.20.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Nearly 20 Percent of Parents Regret the Name They Gave Their Baby

Stupid idiots.
Carlton Férment
10.14.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

The Primary School Teacher Who Turned Out to Be a Gun-Carrying Coke Dealer

Aqsa Carvalho, from Hertfordshire, has just been sentenced to 17 years in prison, along with three accomplices.
Carlton Férment
10.12.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Your Hand and Face Tattoos are Making People Not Want to Employ You

But it's about time that changed, says one employment conciliation service.
Carlton Férment
9.22.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Cocaine Is Reportedly Being Cut with a Painkiller That Increases Your Risk of Bladder Cancer

A new study has found that 65 percent of cocaine is cut with phenacetin.
Carlton Férment
9.15.16
the vice interview

The VICE Interview: Sadie Frost

"I'd say eight people have said they love me, only four people actually have."
Carlton Férment
9.12.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Man Has Been Found Guilty of Having a Snake Sex Tape on His Phone

C'mon mate. Don't do that.
Carlton Férment
9.2.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

PewDiePie Was Briefly Banned from Twitter for Saying He Was Joining ISIS

Brofist!
Carlton Férment
9.1.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Nintendo's Shares Have Slumped After Idiots Realised They Don't Own 'Pokémon GO'

Looks like they invested before checking who has the rights to the game. Nice going, guys.
Carlton Férment
7.25.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

According to Kids, There Were Questions About 'Vaping and Selfies' on Their Exam Papers

Being young sucks enough without your fucking exam papers trying to be your mate.
Carlton Férment
5.31.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

This Poor Bastard Got His Dick Bitten by A Snake

Mate, can you imagine? Literally.
Carlton Férment
5.30.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Science Says You Can Evolve a Bigger Penis By Simply Fucking More

The beetles have done it, so why not us?
Carlton Férment
5.25.16
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