Carlton Férment
The Primary School Teacher Who Turned Out to Be a Gun-Carrying Coke Dealer
Aqsa Carvalho, from Hertfordshire, has just been sentenced to 17 years in prison, along with three accomplices.
Your Hand and Face Tattoos are Making People Not Want to Employ You
But it's about time that changed, says one employment conciliation service.
Cocaine Is Reportedly Being Cut with a Painkiller That Increases Your Risk of Bladder Cancer
A new study has found that 65 percent of cocaine is cut with phenacetin.
The VICE Interview: Sadie Frost
"I'd say eight people have said they love me, only four people actually have."
Nintendo's Shares Have Slumped After Idiots Realised They Don't Own 'Pokémon GO'
Looks like they invested before checking who has the rights to the game. Nice going, guys.
According to Kids, There Were Questions About 'Vaping and Selfies' on Their Exam Papers
Being young sucks enough without your fucking exam papers trying to be your mate.
Science Says You Can Evolve a Bigger Penis By Simply Fucking More
The beetles have done it, so why not us?