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Carlton Férment
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A Man Is On Trial for Farting in a Child’s Face
10.20.16
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Carlton Férment
Nearly 20 Percent of Parents Regret the Name They Gave Their Baby
10.14.16
By
Carlton Férment
The Primary School Teacher Who Turned Out to Be a Gun-Carrying Coke Dealer
10.12.16
By
Carlton Férment
Your Hand and Face Tattoos are Making People Not Want to Employ You
09.21.16
By
Carlton Férment
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09.15.16
By
Carlton Férment
The VICE Interview: Sadie Frost
09.12.16
By
Carlton Férment
A Man Has Been Found Guilty of Having a Snake Sex Tape on His Phone
09.02.16
By
Carlton Férment
PewDiePie Was Briefly Banned from Twitter for Saying He Was Joining ISIS
09.01.16
By
Carlton Férment
Nintendo’s Shares Have Slumped After Idiots Realised They Don’t Own ‘Pokémon GO’
07.25.16
By
Carlton Férment
According to Kids, There Were Questions About ‘Vaping and Selfies’ on Their Exam Papers
05.31.16
By
Carlton Férment
This Poor Bastard Got His Dick Bitten by A Snake
05.30.16
By
Carlton Férment
Science Says You Can Evolve a Bigger Penis By Simply Fucking More
05.25.16
By
Carlton Férment
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