Calm down dear, it's only a 2 million Scoville unit dried chilli pepper that is, according to Guinness, the hottest in the world!
Apparently the modern man cries in public three times more than his father did, so we spoke to a few of them about blubbing.
So Sad Today answers your questions about friends, crying your ass off, and telling that special someone how you really feel.
Nobody gets FOMO harder than a baby.
The Montreal duo's sophomore record 'Are You Alone?' is out October 16 on Matador.
We asked Dr Jeffrey Zacks, a professor of psychology who's written a book about our neurological responses to cinema.
Winter is endless, without you.
Who blubbed it best?
This week: Crying nerd rapper versus angry stepmother!