How Scared Should I Be?
Will the robot uprising start in our kitchens?
Was 2016 the climax of this horror story, or just the prologue?
If you're not splitting rent with someone else, you might need to worry about choking, falling, or becoming weird.
Short answer: Just drop everything and get screened right now.
Maybe extermination by an army of self-aware machines isn't in humanity's future, but that doesn't mean we should be complacent.
A deep dive into one of the scariest injuries you can possibly get during sex.
Just take it easy with that stuff.
I've never been in a fight, but it turns out you can get hurt in them. Did you know this?
Should I give a shit about a virus that causes a mild fever, even if I'm not planning to get pregnant? (Answer: yes)
The galaxy is teeming with rocks that don't care if we all die. This bothers me a little.
In the column "How Scared Should I Be?" VICE staff writer and generalized anxiety disorder sufferer Mike Pearl seeks to quantify the scariness of everything under the sun.
Is Kim Jong-un a threat, or just a lunatic with a weird haircut?