Milf Teeth
Sometimes I Forget How to Exist Offline
It turns out there's a whole world outside of (3) Twitter / Interactions.
I Spent a Week Trapped with a Racist at the Top of Meth Mountain
His massive dog really scared my kid.
People in Los Angeles Say the Strangest Things
Everyone's so kooky here. Except me, I'm just aggressive.
Annons
Oliver Bernard, Boris Johnson and the Nature of British Greatness
The Mayor's mega airport misses the point.
Cupcake Vibrators Exist, Depressingly
Congratulations, world, you've somehow managed to make wanking twee.
Death to Exclamation Marks
Courgettes!! Toilet roll!! AAA batteries!!!!! Oyster Card top up!!!!!!!!! Grazia!!!!!!!!!!!
It Is Important for Humans to Have Regrets
Otherwise we'd be just like Karl Lagerfeld, or Tony Blair.
It's Time for Kim and Kanye's Baby to Claim Her Rightful Position as Global Leader
Let's bow down to North West, our virgin lizard queen.
What Do 'Mad' Frankie Fraser and Peppa Pig's Dad Have in Common?
They're both weirdly loveable male authority figures.