Samantha Brick, Todd Akin, Taylor, Cara – this one goes out to you and all the others who made it possible.
Here's a crazy notion: maybe they don't.
The dirty words you are – and are not – allowed to say.
What is she doing, trying to put me out of a job?
The sons and daughters of oil sheikhs paying Katy Perry to look at their shitty clothes? NFM.
A lot of things taste better than skinny feels.
And it's already claimed Katy Perry.