The church also told its followers to cool it on the whole converting Jews to Christianity thing.
On Friday morning, thousands waited to see the world's top Catholic ride through lower Manhattan in his Fiat.
A cardboard pope makes everyone happier.
He's not an alcoholic. He just loves Jesus.
So how can you tell one ancient porky from another?
After almost getting run over by the Popemobile.
In this experience we call life, there are plenty of coincidences. This is not one of them.
Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t do it.
Let's take a gander at the top five Pope candidates.
Benedict's bowing out and it's totally to make way for a Pope Waka, or maybe a Pope Morrissey?
"Yeah. We should put some explosives in the Vatican."
Becoming the Pope must be as disorientating as growing a second cock or learning how to fly.