How many nearby animal carcasses is too many, exactly?
The biggest stars had nicknames like "the Butcher" and "The Barber", while my manager wore grenades on his belt.
Pay the priest what you'd like, and he'll ward off any evil spirits haunting your abode.
Like in America and the UK, Romanian voters also seem to want things to be like they imagine they were in the past.
Last year, a fire in nightclub Colectiv killed 64 people and injured 147. According to the people we spoke to, the high death toll is all down to corruption in Romania.
If there's one thing that can bring people from all cultures together, it's a market full of weird but reasonably priced stuff.
Circumstances in Romanian prisons were pretty dire before the country joined the EU. Photographer Cosmin Bumbut documented the change.