Volume 12 Issue 9
Taake Is Dead
We just got off the phone with our new friend Fenriz (that's how he answers his phone. We're texting friends right now to let them know), and he told us "Modern Black Metal is horror for me, hahaha!" And even though we agree that some parts of the...
Horror Hotel
It was a spooky October night in Philadelphia, a town rife with the ghosts of Revolutionary War heroes, homeless crack addicts, and the Dead Milkmen's drummer. You can feel history and hauntedness just oozing like ectoplasm out of the ancient...
We Hate Horror
Making this issue was a lot of fun because the main editors are secret horror nerds, but one thing we really noticed when trawling through all this stuff was: how come pretty much every horror movie that Hollywood shits out these days looks like if...
Gross Jar
Ever since our bacchanalian yarf-off back in August, we've been sort of quietly avoiding the Gross Jar. Everyone's high spirits that day filled us with a speedlike sense of ambition and we swore to really get back into the project, but then we couldn't...
Living Nightmare
The great thing about horror films is that even while you're shitting your pants, you know deep down that everything is going to be ok-in and outside the film. This is not the case with Paradise Lost, the Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky doco...
The vice Guide To Horror Villains
Real horror fans are nerds who want revenge. We root for our favorite villains the whole way through the film because we WANT the innocents to be killed and tortured. Therein lies the fun. That's why the victims of all the slasher films are preppy...
Career Fuck-ups
The problem with most bands that try and play hardcore is that they listen to hardcore. Think about it: in the Reagan years, punk kids appeared out of nowhere and essentially made something out of nothing. With no hardcore bands to influence them, what