"Obviously you've gotta love kids and everything. But it was a routine thing that kids would throw up on you and pee on you."
Xie Shuiping's life revolves around being smacked in the belly by strangers.
I've written letters to clients' grandmothers, offered replies to late-night sexts, and sent sympathy cards to sick loved ones—all pretending to be someone I'm not.
I help train doctors in horrifying life-or-death scenarios using fake patients, fake blood, and fake shit.
We got a sewage diver to explain himself.