"En kompis var tvungen att spotta ut mig i en servett."
Mannen, en "professionell shitposter" som går under namnet Count Dankula, kan bli dömd till upp mot sex månader i fängelse.
Polish MPs voted in favour of an abortion ban on Friday morning.
It's supposed to relinquish the babies' sins and protect them from all kinds of ailments – especially hernias.
"Looking in the mirror always takes some getting used to the day after a show," says frontman Fyl.
Dinosaurs, ghosts, glitter bombs, and Pikachu!?
What's more fun than drinking beer and chowing down on bull balls in 97-degree heat?
"This will sound really dumb, but I don't like Mexican food."