"En kompis var tvungen att spotta ut mig i en servett."
Ett stycke ren och skär svartkonst har spridit sig över internet och alltså... lyssna bara.
Mannen, en "professionell shitposter" som går under namnet Count Dankula, kan bli dömd till upp mot sex månader i fängelse.
Polish MPs voted in favour of an abortion ban on Friday morning.
It's supposed to relinquish the babies' sins and protect them from all kinds of ailments – especially hernias.
It's time to shed the winter's bad vibes in the same way we're beginning to shed itchy, acrylic clothing.
"Looking in the mirror always takes some getting used to the day after a show," says frontman Fyl.
After eating so much shit in his porn career that his taste buds apparently adapted to the taste, Shimizu decided to set up a restaurant.
There's so much more to Brussels than boring European government buildings and technocrats.
Dinosaurs, ghosts, glitter bombs, and Pikachu!?
What's more fun than drinking beer and chowing down on bull balls in 97-degree heat?
"This will sound really dumb, but I don't like Mexican food."