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We don’t know what she’s talking about, but this is the first handwritten letter we’ve gotten in years and look how pretty it is. It’s like an antique. I wonder if she used a feather dipped in ink to write it.
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IT’S ME, ROGER JAGOO Vice Via email Hey everyone, try reading this letter aloud in the voice of the French saboteur kid from the South Park movie. See if you can get through the whole thing without laughing. We can’t.
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SEX SNOOP in bottom Vice Middle Grove, NY Your ear goes in the glass? Ha ha ha. Wrong! And now your folly is engraved in the halls of time forever (or at least until every copy of this issue gets thrown in a landfill somewhere, which is actually scheduled to happen sometime next week).
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