Victor Wellejus fra Aarhus ved godt, at folk (læs: mig) synes, det er vildt at blive far i hans alder. Det synes han ikke selv.
Babies spend nine months floating around in amniotic fluid, so their swim game is, as the French say, on fleek.
At 32, the last place I expected to find myself was in an operating room, conked out on anaesthetic with a lubricated ultrasound probe and an egg-retrieval needle passed through my vagina. But here I am.
Rabbi Meir Sultan is a foreskin's worst nightmare.
Doctors in Venezuela have been behaving abominably on Instagram.
Makes you think, doesn't it? Like: How much does a three-month-old baby cost to buy, cash-in-hand?
Three days after I took charge of my reproductive future, I woke in a cold sweat, dry-heaving in pain. Less than .025 percent of women who freeze their eggs end up with ovarian torsions: Lucky me.
Over 250,000 new mothers experience perinatal mental illness each year in Britain. So why did I find it so hard to get help?
100 babies are born in prisons in England and Wales each year, yet there's no universal standard for what prisons have to provide for pregnant women – in extreme cases, some have been left to clean their cell after miscarrying.
When you're part of a generation of questionably-dressed, overdraft-plundering adult babies, it's hard to believe you'll ever be able to grow up enough to be a dad. But you can, even when it's really shit.
You also could be potentially screwing your kid up if you eat cheese, sleep on your back, or go in a hot tub while pregnant.
If you're about to give birth any time soon, rest assured – they've seen, and been covered in, it all before.