Alex Turner's voice now sounds like Sean Bean doing a Bill Clinton impression at gun point first thing in the morning. We wanted to know why.
Don’t throw away your reverb pedals and Moose records just yet.
Why did my skin pucker-up like a plucked bird all weekend?
He told us that letting all the migrants in Calais into the UK would be no big deal, and that sending in the army would be "deeply shameful".
Eliot Higgins, AKA "Brown Moses", is famed for his sleuthing.
This pirated copy ain't half bad, if you ignore the crying babies.