• I’ve Never Masturbated and I Feel Fine

    It's not that I haven't thought about it. There are just an infinite number of things more interesting to me than sitting alone with my dick in my hand.

  • We Asked a Few Guys to Tell Us How They Masturbate

    One guy we spoke to said the "hands-free fap" is something quite special, but a bit too much work when it comes to the clean-up.

  • Inside the Facebook of Sperm Donors

    No sperm? No problem. The Known Donor Registry, a social networking site for free sperm, connects women with sperm donors who will go on to have some role in their kid's life.

  • Getting Paid to Jerk Off Isn’t All It's Cracked Up to Be

    Sperm donation is an easy way to make money, but it'll make you feel judged, ruin your sex life and haunt you with the idea that you could have genetic offspring out there somewhere.

  • How to Be Happy As A Single Girl

    Being a single, straight female isn't all about wiping away gin tears and screaming into the darkness.

  • Why Can't I Recycle My Vibrator?

    You can't just drop it off into a mainstream recycling bin, and there aren't many programs that want to recycle the junk that touches your junk.